friendship conquers all
you all deserve someone who isnt embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, good and bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you. i hope you all find that!!
all boobs are good boobs
all stomachs are good stomachs
all thighs are good thighs
all bodies are good bodies
yes yours, too, and don’t you forget it
The Southern lights
The wings of the spoonbill (by Tambako the Jaguar)
me: hi, can i have a large—
starbucks employee: you mean a venti?
me: can we not do this
what doesnt kill you gives you exp points
RAIE’S SUPER DUPER MILLION BILLION BELL GIVEAWAY (yaaay!!)
Okay, not quite that much, but it’s close. Since I’m crazy rich in ACNL, and there’s no way in Hell I’m ever going to use up all this money, I’ve decided to do a SUPER HUGE GIVEAWAY HOORAY! I’m going to be giving away a grand total of over 200 million bells to 15 different people. Wowowow! That’s so much!! That’s like crazy ridiculous levels of so much!!! So let’s get this show on the road.
- THE FIRST PLACE WINNER will receive… My autograph!! Nah, just kidding. First place is 100,000,000 bells. Yes, that is eight zeros.
- The SECOND PLACE WINNER will receive 50,000,000 bells.
- The THIRD PLACE WINNER will receive 30,000,000 bells.
- TWO FOURTH PLACE WINNERS will receive 10,000,000 bells each.
- An ADDITIONAL TEN PEOPLE will each receive either a CROWN or a ROYAL CROWN (you pick). OR 1,000,000 bells instead if you’d prefer.
- Also all the winners will receive a complimentary basket of lemons, because lemons man.
- I don’t care if you’re following me or not. I’m a fantastically awesome (and modest) person, so go ahead and follow me if you want, but it won’t help or hinder your chances either way (‘cause that’d be silly).
- Likes do count
- Tumblr DOES NOT COUNT MULTIPLE REBLOGS, so you gain nothing from reblogging multiple times. Save yourself some embarrassment, spare my dash some clutter, and please only reblog this post once.
- You must be willing to give me your FC, and also make sure there’s space on the ground (somewhere) in your town for me to drop millions and millions of bells over the course of a few hours. Money transferring is time and space intensive, yo.
- Please make sure your ask box is open, so I can contact you if you win. I cannot stress this enough. If your ask box is closed, I will immediately re-roll the winner and it’ll suck to be you.
The giveaway will end on AUGUST 20th, and I’ll randomize/contact winners over the following few days. End date subject to change depending on how many people enter.
Alrighty, I think that’s all. Good luck guys!! ~OvO~